MY FIRST BLOG. WHOPPEE.

Hey.
Wassup?
Welcome to my first blog, dear anybody whose reading this.
Now before i tell u anythng. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS PLEASE.

WHATEVER SHIT THAT I WILL OR WON'T WRITE MAY OR MAY NOT BE FULLY UNDERSTANDABLE OR EVEN MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
IT WILL MAKE U CONFUSE SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS AND SWELLS YOUR BRAIN AND MEDULLA OBLONGATA TO THE POINT IT WILL EVENTUALLY BLOW UP.
IN FACT, ANYTHING THAT I WRITE WILL MAKE SO MUCH NONSENSE THAT IT MAKES SENSE.
SO, FEEL FREE TO READ MY CRAPPY BLOG AND COMMENT IT. AND PLEASE DON'T ASK OR EXPECT ME TO FIX ANYTHNG THAT I WRITE PLEASE.
NOW, DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA.

AHEM.
SHIT. ITS MY FIRST BLOG AND I GOT NO IDEA WHT TO SAY.
HMMMM....
THINKING....
AHA!
NO,NO,NO,NO,NO....
HMM.....
OH YEAH THERE IS ONE THING.....
MANCHESTER SUCKS!
FUCK U MAN U!
ALL HAIL THE ANTI-MAN U ALLIANCE!
PHEW!
THAT WAS A GREAT WAY TO START MY BLOG..
NOW WHAT ELSE.....
LET SEE...

OH YEAH, I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE DONNNNNUUUUUTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!
ESPECIALLY THE ONE IN THE PICTURE.
DAMN NICE.
SWEET, SWWEEEETTTTT DONUTS!!!
WISH THERE WAS A DONUT FACTORY NEXT TO MY BED.
WISH THERE WAS A SUSHI MAKING FACTORY NEXT TO THE DONUT FACTORY AS WELL.
I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE UNAGI AND SALMON!!!!
THEN ILL BE REALLY FAT.
FAT ENOUGH TO MAKE MY BED CRASH DOWN.
FAT ENOUGH TO MAKE THE WHOLE 2ND FLOOR OF MY HOUSE COLLAPSE.
FAT....... ENOUGH.... TO... MAKE ME..... HARD TO BREATH.....
FATH....... ENUFF...... THHOOOOO...............UNHHHHHHH.........~CRASH~
FAAAAATTTTTTHHHH..........~THUD~
NAH, IM JUST KIDDING. WHO WANTS TO BE FAT ANYWAY?
NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT.

WELL, THERE U HAVE IT.
HEY SARAH, I HOPE UR READING THIS ONE.
OR MAYBE NOT.
MY FIRST OFFICIAL CRAPPY BLOG.
TA-DAH.
YAY.
YIPPEE.
WOOHOO.
HURRAY.
WHATEVER.
IM GNNA SLEEP.
CIAO
ADIOS
SAYONARA
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............................