Tuesday, March 25, 2008

THE IV GUARDIANS : IGBEN


MUH FRENS. REAL FRENS THEY ARE.




MR. NAGUIB.
A.K.A.
RAZERJIB.
2ND OF THE IV GUARDIANS.


Naguib.
Nice fella. Likes to play guitar and a master(as far i know) at DOTA WARCRAFT.
Known him since form 3.
Also likes masks.
Likes to talk crap like i do, only with much more sense in his.
Hates the Malays 'generally' though he is one. Says that, bcoz of Malays, corruption becomes a normal thing here in Malaysia.
Likes to brag about his problems, opposite of what normal people would do, which is to brag on their own strengths.
IN HIS MIND:

GIRL LOVE BAD BOYS..

He's a nice guy but somehow girls reject him. His theory is that all girls like "BAD" boys, and not the "GOOD" ones. Girls think that "GOOD" boys are wimps and nerds.

MALAYSIA SHOULD BE RULED WITH AN IRON CLAW.

Seeing Malaysia as a useless country, the nation should be run in dictatorship to progress says him. All HIV/ AIDS infected people, junkies, drug addicts, and troublemakers should be killed straight away, by the gun. Simple as that. then the goverment wouldnt waste so much money on rehab, prison, and the likes. Also, if he gets the HIV, he'll kill all the HIV/ AIDS people that are within his reach before he shoots himself. Yeah, real nice.

BANI, AZIM, NGAN SYAH NI GILER LAH.

Bani nie selekeh dengan janggut die tu. Aku potong kang nnti satu ari nnti baru taw. Lpas tu x abes2 ngan Ira die tu. HAHAHA.
Yang Syah ni pulak kpala x btol. Sbaik x selekeh macam Bani.
AZIM NI PULAK HAHA.....kpala mamat tu x btol lah sial lpas pkir dah lah giler2. Ni mesti sbab kpala otak die dh terer sangat maths smpai jadik macam tu skali. Aku tengok die dah lah nampak macam abang aku, ttinggal rambut Maggi aje. Mamat nie mesti nk lwan atau bantah ape benda yg aku ckap ataw buat tapi..... entah lah.





MR. BANY.
A.K.A.
SLASH.
3RD OF THE IV GUARDIANS.


Rabbani.
Also Known as Mr. Janggut.
Knew him since form 1.
Likes: his janggut, yngwie malmsteen, metallica, and makan.
Has this strange fascination of the name "IRA".
The most dependable person when comes to almost anything. ALMOST.
But be prepared with his GAY - ish acts and nonsense.
Also a crazy tapper(guitar).
Almost eats anything when it comes to food.
Loathes the chinese but, he's not a racist.
A fine guitarist. But......still needs to work on his tempo.
His Philosophies are:

NEVER BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT NAGUIB SAYS. JUST PARTIALLY.

He has known the ngib fella for like 4 years straight. Said, he knows all everything about him, his moves, his acts, and especially his TALL TALES. But, just go along with naguib and u'll be ok. Just don't believe him too much when he starts the storytelling.

JANGGUT, MISAI, AND I.

He never ever shaves his facial hair, especially his beard. Almost rarely. He believs that his facial hair is his "assets" or "secret weapon" when having a hunt on the girls. And the most surprising thing is, he rarely gets caught with the ACAI or ustaz. Only maybe 1-2 times a year. Hmmmm.


MR. XEON
A.K.A.
XENSHI.
4TH OF THE IV GUARDIANS.

Last but not least, Syah.
The most mysterious of em all.
Very unpredictable and yet somehow readable.
Not the typical kind of guy.
Has a HUGE fascination towards the number 555 and the XEON symbol.
Not a shy person, i can tell you that.
Likes: 555, Kamen Rider, 183 Club, Mysteriousness, Art.
A very skilled artist, yet so much still to learn.
As a result of various influences, his mind is a very complex to the outsider. But, he'll be a lot easier to figure out once u're friends with him.
Can be chaotic at times.
His WAYS OF ART are:

NEVER TRUST THE BILIK SENI / ART STUDIO. WAWASAN SIAL.

He was the first one to note this rule; never trust the art studio. Things usually get lost in here, and rarely found again.

ONE SHOULD NOT BE EASILY SATISFIED OF HIS ART. IT'S OK TO THROW AWAY YOUR WORK IF IT'S SCREWED.

This theory was rejected by our art's teacher, MAK, because she thinks that art shouldn't be wasted, no matter how silly it is. Well, Syah thinks it's the other way around, which is; waste your work how many times you want, rather have quality than volume. This is his way, i think.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

MY FIRST BLOG. WHOPPEE.



Hey.
Wassup?
Welcome to my first blog, dear anybody whose reading this.
Now before i tell u anythng. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS PLEASE.

WHATEVER SHIT THAT I WILL OR WON'T WRITE MAY OR MAY NOT BE FULLY UNDERSTANDABLE OR EVEN MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
IT WILL MAKE U CONFUSE SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS AND SWELLS YOUR BRAIN AND MEDULLA OBLONGATA TO THE POINT IT WILL EVENTUALLY BLOW UP.
IN FACT, ANYTHING THAT I WRITE WILL MAKE SO MUCH NONSENSE THAT IT MAKES SENSE.
SO, FEEL FREE TO READ MY CRAPPY BLOG AND CO
MMENT IT. AND PLEASE DON'T ASK OR EXPECT ME TO FIX ANYTHNG THAT I WRITE PLEASE.
NOW, DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA.

AHEM.
SHIT. ITS MY FIRST BLOG AND I GOT NO IDEA WHT TO SAY.
HMMMM....
THINKING....
AHA!
NO,NO,NO,NO,NO....
HMM.....
OH YEAH THERE IS ONE THING.....
MANCHESTER SUCKS!
FUCK U MAN U!
ALL HAIL THE ANTI-MAN U ALLIANCE!
PHEW!
THAT WAS A GREAT WAY TO START MY BLOG..
NOW WHAT ELSE.....
LET SEE...

OH YEAH, I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE DONNNNNUUUUUTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!
ESPECIALLY THE ONE IN THE PICTURE.
DAMN NICE.
SWE
ET, SWWEEEETTTTT DONUTS!!!
WISH THERE WAS A DONUT FACTORY NEXT TO MY BED.
WIS
H THERE WAS A SUSHI MAKING FACTORY NEXT TO THE DONUT FACTORY AS WELL.
I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE UNAGI AND SALMON!!!!
THEN ILL BE REALLY FAT.
FAT ENOUGH TO MAKE MY BED CRASH DOWN.
FAT ENOUGH TO MAKE THE WHOLE 2ND FLOOR OF MY HOUSE COLLAPSE.
FAT....... ENOUGH.... TO... MAKE ME..... HARD TO BREATH.....
FATH....... ENUFF...... THHOOOOO...............UNHHHHHHH.........~CRASH~
FAAAAATTTTTTHHHH..........~THUD~
NAH, IM JUST KIDDING. WHO WANTS TO BE FAT ANYWAY?
NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT.

WELL, THERE U HAVE IT.
HEY SARAH, I HOPE UR READING THIS ONE.
OR MAYBE NOT.
MY FIRST OFFICIAL CRAPPY BLOG.
TA-DAH.
YAY.
YIPPEE.
WOOHOO.
HURRAY.
WHATEVER.
IM GNNA SLEEP.
CIAO
ADIOS
SAYONARA
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............................